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A thief enters a house at night, intending on robbing the entire place. In the dark, he starts hearing:

“Jesus is watching you… Jesus is watching you…”

Panicked, he looks around for the source of the whisper, when he finds a parrot in a cage, with the name “Moses” pinned on it. Relieved, he says:

“Who’s the idiot who named a parrot Moses?”

The parrot answers:

“The same idiot that named the pitbull Jesus”.