Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children.
After her first husband died, Maria remarried and had 15 more children.
A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.
At Maria’s funeral the priest looked skyward and said, “At last, they’re finally together.”
Her sister, sitting in the front row said, “Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her 1st husband, or she and her 2nd husband?”
The priest replied, “I MEAN her legs!”